Shut Up!

All these years I was misguided into believing Boobahs, blogs and math class (to name a few) were the dark overlords sent here to destroy us all. But really, they were just distractions to hide the true supreme dark master, Bill O'Reilly.



At least I'm not alone in my assumptions.


Top Ten nice things abour Billy O'Reilly
http://www.chortler.com/20955bill.shtml

"The 'shut up' line has happened only once in six years." –responding to a viewer who said if he was so concerned about public figures being bad role models for children, he should stop interrupting guests and telling them to shut up, Nov. 15, 2002

(and if you dont know who Bill O'Reilly is here's a pretty biased, pretty accurate clip of him at his best)
http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=politicalhumor&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.moveon.org%2Ffox%2F

Accept you Laguna loving fate

This one is for all the Laguna Whores out there. As much as I hate their spoiled self centered asses I can't get enough of their pointless amusing drama. Who will end up wiht who? Will anyone ever bitch slap Steven? Who will be the first to get an STD? Because you know once one gets it, they all will.

Regardless of how obviously fabricated the story lines are, whenever MTV rolls a Laguna Marathon you bet your britches I am watching every second of the melo-dramatic crap.



If I could make a life off of being rich, bratty and dimwitted, I would.

http://lbdaily.blogspot.com/2005/11/superhot-almost-firsthand-lb-gossip.html