Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Jumps onto the bandwagon.

What kind of blogger would I be if I didn't get on the "HAHA WE CAUGHT YOU" bandwagon with this clip from the Today Show?
Honestly, I may be the only person who has yet to post this. I tried avoiding the inevitable posting of this link, but I started to get that feeling you get when you're 12, in mesh shorts, standing awkwardly in gym class, in the back of the group so you can try to convince your self you're getting picked last because they didn't see you, not because you can't throw those evil little red rubber balls worth shit. I need to belong people. I needed to belong to the hierarchy of OCD bloggers who will some day take over the world.


If you haven't seen it yet, A) GET OUT FROM UNDER YOUR ROCK! and B) Enjoy. bitches.



http://newsbusters.org/node/2199

Monday, October 17, 2005

The Ritalin really didn't work today





Crash is, from the thirty minutes I've seen, the best movie ever. I would tell every person I met to go watch it asap. Only I live in St. Cloud and more people than not would relate with the raciest white folks than see the bigger picture.

Sandra Bullocks' character I suspect is in need of a deep dicking. To the untrained eye it'd just appear she was raised in prodemently white, and slightly raciest household, but to the true movie viewer, you look beyond the obvious and see that really she just needs it in the ass. hard and fast.


But seriously, all this aside, how can you go wrong with Tony fuckin Danza in it! TONY DANZA! It's about time he made a comeback.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

.....

http://www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com/

I dont even have words.